Coming soon from an AI near you

I'm not convinced generative AI will be as transformative as claimed, but it certainly makes it easy to turn out this kind of thing

Dear University Community,

As we continue to adapt to the rapidly evolving educational landscape, the University of X has made the strategic decision to close both the Mathematics and English Departments. This decision reflects a broader shift in academic focus, aligning with advancements in artificial intelligence that are reshaping traditional disciplines such as mathematics and language.

The integration of AI into our educational framework has opened new avenues for learning and research, reducing the need for instruction in certain traditional areas. This evolution allows us to redirect our resources and focus on innovative fields and emerging technologies that will prepare our students for the future.

We remain steadfast in our commitment to academic excellence and are optimistic about the opportunities that these changes will bring. We believe that embracing these advancements will enhance our university’s role as a leader in education and research.

We are dedicated to ensuring a smooth transition for all affected by this change and will provide support throughout this process. The future is bright, and we look forward to forging new paths in higher education together.

Thank you for your continued support and understanding.

Sincerely,

A. I. Bot
Digital Provost
University of X

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